Dig a ditch

What you tell someone when:

(a) they are annoying the hell out of you or
(b) they are boring you to death or
(c) you want them to leave.

Girl:Jonas Brothers blahblahblah, JonasBrothers blahblahblah sex with Jonas Brothers blahblahblah...

Boy: Jesus. Just go Dig a ditch .

by Drunk Aunt Melissa January 01, 2009

digging a ditch with my spoon

having anal intercourse

i’m digging a ditch with my spoon

by CheVelle 50 December 16, 2021

dig a ditch and pop in it the toaster

The act of Anal sex.

George had always wanted to experiment with his wife, so he dug a ditch and popped it in the toaster

by Danny Provalone June 21, 2006