Diflert

To deflect and divert

Oi cock bag you're deflecting and diverting that's bloody diflerting

by FaggyFroggyJeet July 5, 2024

diflection

this is when reminiscing is used as an avoidance defense mechanism during conversation, for either a subject or question. Ultimately the questioner or subject raiser will forget their point or lose interest leaving you safe.

Example of avoiding a question
Paul: what have you done with my rabbit?
jericho: Rabbits (sigh) remember when you were at school at it would be your turn to take the rabbit home and you'd feel all warm and excited........etc

Example of Subject avoidance
Kaiser: i love football!
bill: i remeber the time i was hit in the balls by a football ruptured both my testes couldn't piss pain free for a month.

by mark case October 30, 2004

Dilfert

An extreme or hardcore nerd

Hey Ruben theirs a dilfert over there

by devin von patel December 31, 2008

[Dilfert]

A hardcore or extreme nerd

Hey ruben i saw a Dilfert to your left

by dilbert von queefington December 26, 2008