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Didn't sign up for this 

Yeah, I don't know what Jillian Michaels signed up for but she was on this list! They all signed the same agreement not to talk about this but only because they didn't think agreeing not to talk about it would lead to THEM getting shot in the throat. They just thought it would be your kids or, like, random people. And whoever that was the case... She signed up for it. She was completely on board with the cover up and so were the progressives. But they don't ever expect THIER actions to have consequences. Right? It's crazy. It's crazy how they think they can do THIS... But also that no body is going to want to or try to kill them for it.
Hym "I, on the otherhand, expected entirely to be killed. I said it explicitly. But what happened INSTEAD... Was THEY started getting killed and NOT ME! Right? Isn't that fucking wild? They got Trump supporting pastors shooting Democratic senators... They got trannies shooting children... The guys fucking the trannies is shooting Podcasters now... And now the Mormons are getting it from a veteran. So why did he do it? Could it be that it's because his friends died for nothing and we are not actually free in any real sense and that he watched Republican congress people block the release of the Epstein files again? Thereby making it look like he watched all his friends get murdered just to protect the people who are actively protecting known pedophiles after spending years leading up to the election claiming that there was a cover up going on by the Democrats to protect those very same pedophiles? Jillian Michaels didn't sign up for this guys! Why would those veterans just go out and murder for no reason like that? It's so weird!"
Didn't sign up for this by Hym Iam October 1, 2025
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I didn't sign up for this!

When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.
Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!

I didn't sign up for this!

A universal saying for not getting what one wants, usually said by a cowardice.
(after moving in with a new roommate)

D: I want a new roommate not a third boyfriend! I didn't sign up for this!

Jack: Okay chill out queer-bait.
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