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Diddy’s Card Reader 

When an man takes a whole bottle of (preferably used in Diddy’s card reader before) baby oil and puts it all over a girls pussy opening and then proceeds to swipe a credit card along the pussy (might be some cuts) until climax. The man keeps going until the woman fills up the entire bottle of baby oil with squirt, ready to be used again.
Los I’m gonna Diddy’s card reader you until you fill up Diddy’s whole collection of baby oil.

Lucas's Diddy Sister 

Lucas's Diddy Sister is an extremely hot female human, who everyone loves with great passion. And they finishes to her no matter if the are a male or female!
"Look! It's Lucas's Diddy Sister!"

On Diddy's good name

Putting whatever you say up to the faith you have for the good name of the rapper P. Diddy.
Dude on Diddy's good name I love men.

high s'diddy 

living the glamourous and wealthy life
liiving it up with money, cars,and sexy people. (Ex: Actors)
high s'diddy by chante tae December 9, 2003
a pretty rad youtube channelwith fantastic google image slideshows, also some other crap

Camille’s diddy blud calculation.

Camille’s diddy blud calculation (noun, slang):
A humorous or exaggerated method of working something out, usually involving tiny numbers, wild guesses, or overly dramatic math — often said when someone’s calculation makes no sense or feels made-up. Kinda tuff icl
Bro said it’s 500 miles in 10 minutes… that’s some Camille’s diddy blud calculation.”