Did a Panic 

when someone "did a panic", they ranted on about something while no one is there to listen to you.
or if you are ranting about something no one cares about, usually we (the watchers) are to lazy to intervein and then the person doing a panic is going to never stop until they realize themselves they are doing the panic
panic refers to some guy that i know that does this stuff often, and since his name is somewhat comical and fits perfectly, panic is also the thing you do when you realize you did a panic. so win win

that one guy: That moment after you did 20 pushups (deeper ones than normal because im doing it woth the arm rests from a chair instead of on the floor) 5 pull ups and a 1 minute plank within like 10 minutes

And then all of that for a few weeks in a row slowly increasing each week

And now also a 1 min plank

Its almost like post nut clarity
Man I'm getting a good physic
I'm so far the only brother of 3 that hasn't gotten a bad BMI yet.
My brothers are both underweight maybe even severely underweight
some other guy: you did a panic
that one guy: Gotta love ranting about how you did some menial task for a healthy lifestyle, i really did a panic

Did a Panic by morbinmogus February 2, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012