Dicksnags

(Noun) A term used in reference to oral sex. Teeth that are of near uselessness. Teeth that catch on the skin of a penis during oral sex. A person, usually a woman, who has few teeth or a pattern of missing teeth. A female with large gaps between her teeth that partakes often in oral sex.

Example 1
John: Joe, you hit that?
Joe: Yes! Why?, whaz wrong with that?
John: Did you see her teeth?
Joe: No, I had other things on my mind.
John: Dude, I bet your cock looks like hamburger meat after hitting all those "Dicksnags" in her mouth!

Example 2

That bitch had every other tooth in her head missing, what a nasty mouthful of dicksnags!

by Kellaydog April 2, 2011

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DickShag

1. (Noun) A wanker or a Tosser.
2. (Verb) To bale out on someone.
3. (Adjective) Annoying.
4. (Exclamation) An exclamation often used with the term "united" after woulds.

1. Denzel: Oh you know Jem?

Minh: Yeh hes a bit of a dickshag init?
2. Jem: Oi you wanna catch up today?

Denzel: Nah can't soz big dog.

Jem: Seriously like ten people have dickshagged me today.

Denzel: Sorry that I always DickShag.
3. Minh: Mr Stephenson is a pretty crap teacher.

Denzel: Such a dickshag Teacher.
4. *Playing Soccer*

*Jem misses a shot*

"DickShag-United"

by Brooksie1738 March 22, 2017

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hot dickings

Hot Dickings is the noun that is the action of giving it to another but in a fiery intense way and came about though the cartoon show of Dr. Tran. A common misuse of the word is to use it as a verb such as to go dickings or dicking someone instead of to give them a dicking.

Such as "He was just passing them out, "Hot Dickings!"

by Davey Browne March 14, 2008

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dicksaster

1) when a guy is totally ready to bone the chick he brought home from the bar that night (or to her place), but just can't seem to get it up, no matter how hard he tries (or she tries);

2) in immediate need of some viagra;

3) the awkward moment where he looks at you and says, "It's not gonna happen..."

(the day after) - Chick 1: "...and we left the bar after he was talkin' all that shit, and he ain't shit!"
Chick 2: "So you're saying he couldn't even get it up?"
Chick 1: "Ya, it was a dicksaster."

(dude talking with other dudes) - Dude 1: "This has never happened to me before, man."
Dude 2: "Yeah, sure it hasn't. Sounds like another dicksaster to me."

by SpeeMan January 12, 2011

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