Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo September 11, 2008

dick cream

The liquid that dribbles or shoots from the penis, after coitus.

She swallowed every drop of dick cream.

by IcebergSlim April 21, 2006

Dick Cream Cone

When A huge penis is covered in ice cream dipped in chocolate and sprinkled with nuts!

Kiersten : Wow I hope the Indians win the game looks like they have a strong lead.
Chad : Yeah me too hey isn't that Steve over there I thought I scheduled him to work this weekend?
Kiersten : It looks like he's having a Dick Cream Cone I need to make a video and put it on social media!
Chad : Good idea that will teach him for calling into work sick God he looks like such a faggot!
Kiersten : Hey Steve smile oh and by the way there's a dick in your mouth!
Steve : Oh Shit!
Chad : Hey Steve looks like you got cum all over your face LOL!

by SlopNChop February 22, 2017

Churn-free Dick Cream

An ejaculation that occurs without direct stimulation to the penis.

Cindy licked & tickled Dave's taint until he shot a bucket-load of Churn-free Dick Cream.

by I like coffee March 31, 2008

Cream Dick

To cause a male to climax to a point of sperm, or 'cream', coming out of their knob.

"Emmah totally made Conor cream dick last night."

by Mikiea January 24, 2016

Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut

An asshole that has sperm :
- Covering it
- Oozing from it
- Dripping from it
- Fingered from it
- Licked from it

"I think she's 'the one' Momma!!"

-That's wonderful dear, she reminds me alot of myself at her age - However did you know?
"When she begged me to munch her 'Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut' while she was workin away on my dishes and loading the front loader.. I only wish her Chocolate and Cream Dick Donut was as half as chocolaty and creamy as yours always is Momma"
- Awww.. You must be so very hungry dear , here's something for you to eat!

by DRiZZ KiD September 4, 2016

Dick Cream Sandwich

Noun

Semen, sandwiched between two turds, frozen and fed to a lover.

Yeah, eat that dick cream sandwich.

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014