Dicking Around

Doing something other people consider unproductive or something that really is unproductive, usually when you should be doing something else.
Syn: Procrastination, fucking off, wasting time, wanking, being idle, being a phony, bullshitting.

When I'm home sick, I spend all day dicking around on the internet.
I was dicking around when I had an epiphany.
She thought he liked her, but he was just dicking around.
Only a master can bring dicking around to a new level and turn it into an art.

by MadamexXx March 17, 2009

Dicking Around

A penis, otherwise known as a "Dick", is used to randomly poke around a body cavity without properly fucking the orifice. This has been known to cause severe aggravation in the recipient. The opposite of "Dicking Around" would be called "Deep Dickin'"

"Jesus Butt-Fucking Christ Tom, are you going to be Dicking Around all night with that thing, or am I going to have to call my Pimp for some good ol' fashioned Deep Dickin'?

by Hank Macson February 10, 2014

dicking around

Wasting time, not being productive.

"Hurry up, we're going to be late. Stop dicking around and get ready."

by Ku-be-yaa October 30, 2003

dick around

(instransitive) to waste time; to lose focus; to lack seriousness of purpose

We finished the treasure hunt while the other team was still dicking around (with the map).

by tpbenelli July 21, 2004

dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

dicking around

wasting time, not being productive.

"Stop dicking around & get to work."

by Staboner October 29, 2003

dick around

spending a lot of time doing nothing of any significance. see poopin' around

I don't even think I got anything done all Tuesday, I just skipped class and dicked around

by Anonymous February 28, 2002