An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.
by Madam fragz February 25, 2018
An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.
by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.
Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.
by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 9, 2017
Some dumb asshole.
by faggooooot August 31, 2016
the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.
by shitdick!!!1 May 13, 2011
When a man suffers from a seriously bad smelling case of gas all day, causing his member to reek of fecal matter.
Joe Weiner was farting all day, he knew he wasnt getting any head with his nasty smelling Shit Dick.
by Slotheaus July 1, 2013