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dick van dyke 

The reverse of a fag hag -- a man with too many lesbian friends.
Chris is such a dick van dyke that he wouldn't know what to say to a straight girl.
dick van dyke by F3nyx May 11, 2006

Dick Van Dyke 

A lesbian so butch she may as well be a man, definitely an insult
Is that a guy?
Nah, she's a dick van dyke, man.
Dick Van Dyke by asaia August 11, 2011

dick van dyke 

an actor (usually American) or anyone attempting to an accent using an incredibly bad English accent. named after actor Dick Van Dyke's fake cockney accent in the film Mary Poppins.
"That guy is pulling a dick van dyke with that accent over there"
dick van dyke by rickysayshi January 1, 2009

Dick van Dyke 

A sibling sexual act of the Land Shark.

To preform the Dick van Dyke, the man must have their partner get on the ground up side-down, so that their ass is in the air.
The partner then, completely naked, enters the room whilst sining the Dick van Dyke Show theme song. He then trips over a nearby ottoman, thus catapulting him into the air. He then attempts to enter into his hole of choice in his partner.
Fred: Hey, you wanna come over and watch the game at my place?

Ted: Nah, I'm going to the store to buy an ottoman so I can Dick van Dyke my girlfriend.

Fred: HOT!
Dick van Dyke by The6thDegree January 6, 2008

Dick Van Dyke 

A stupid fuck thats always fucking up on the job, is usually hung over in the morning and fallsdown a lot when he trips over shit on the jobsite.
Look at Simmons that drunk fucker he just tripped over that pile of shit and fell on his ass !!
Dick Van Dyke by Gorilla May 18, 2004

Dick Van Dyke 

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.
Dick Van Dyke by Evilous Dark Power November 22, 2020