dick to the face 

Dick to the face: Anything that impedes the goodness of life such as failing a class, getting a detention, etc.. A dick to the face can also be something lame that catches you off gaurd, such as a pop quiz. Dick to the face is a substitute of the word gay, meaning sucky.

If the situation calls for a more drastic description say " Thats an epic dick to the face!" or "That's God's dick to the face!"

Instead of using the word gay, meaning something that is bad or sucks (Example: You leave your homework at home you might say " oh my god. that's so freaking gay.") you can say "thats a dick to the face!"

Just imagine how awful if would be to get hit in the face with a dick and then it all makes sense.

Texting abbreviations: D2TF or DTTF

I lost my wallet! Thats a dick to the face!

Statement: My girlfriend dumped me.
Response:Dude...thats a(epic) dick to the face.

dick to the face by DTTF March 27, 2009

Dick to the Face 

A controversial and little-known wrestling move, which is best known as a "last line of offense" for legendary wrestler, Terry "the Hulk" Hogan. The strategy involves a quick and sharp removal of the penis from the attacker's jump suit before he begins a successive series of abdominal thrusts towards the opponent's facial area. The move is meant to efficiently and effectively immasculate opponents in order to break their will to conquer. Although penetration of the face through the oral cavity was never intended, those who use the move extensively (Hogan) have racked up several pending sexual assault suits with other professional wrestlers who claim they have been "violated". The origins of "Dick to the Face" are not known, but we do know that it was kept a secret in the testosterone-fueled arena of pro-wrestling for over three decades, making it the most secret wrestling move of all time.

"Yes, Bryant, Andre the Giant was clearly in the lead until Hogan quickly regained his ground. That kind of a sharp comeback has come to be known in the wrestling underground as a 'Dick to the Face', whatever the hell that means."

Dick to the Face by Burt Vonsky August 7, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004