Dick Smoke 

the act of pissing on a very cold night. The steam from the urine looks like smoke.

HEY DAVE. It's so cold I've got Dick Smoke!

Dick Smoke by Dustin Newbold June 19, 2006

dick smoke 

an asshole, one who smokes dicks

Why is Anthony such a dick smoke

dick smoke by Tim.L July 21, 2008

dick smoke 

A person (always male) too horny to bother using their brain. With their entire consciousness focused on sex, they usually don't bother to think about anything else. Especially what might happen or what is happening at that moment. Because they have sex so often, either with themselves or an actual partner, their dick is always smoking. Hence the term.

If Chris was watchin the road instead of gettin his umpteenth blowjob of the day, the stupid dick smoke woulda missed that tree.

dick smoke by uziel April 15, 2004

Dick Smoke 

Dick Smoke(P)pronoun - One who is obsessive over sex, who will do anyone and everone including his brothers sloppy seconds and walrus's.

Alfred is such a damn dick smoke.

Dick Smoke by brue dragon December 30, 2005

Dick smoke 

semen

I left that bitch in a cloud of dick smoke.

Dick smoke by fatburner5 October 18, 2011

Smoke Dick 

When a drug addict trades sexual favors for drugs (esp. crack)

She will smoke dick for a twenty piece

Smoke Dick by LIZZY0759 August 7, 2011

Smoke dick 

go fuck yourself ass hole

jimmy: gurl your a slut blowing everyone in the class

jasmine: jimmy go smoke dick bitch!

Smoke dick by miracle21 December 23, 2008