Dick Long Johnson

Female: "So what's your name?"
Dick: "Dick Long Johnson."
Female: "Let's go to my place"
by Dick Long Johnson June 28, 2012
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short dick long nose

A douche bag with a long nose and you assume he has a small dick
Wow jerry is such a short dick long nose kinda guy am I right??!
by Sleezychicken February 11, 2017
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Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.
"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”
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LONG DICK

A MALE PART THAT EVERYONE DOSENT HAVE
"I HAVE A LONG DICK"
by DeAris/Hi Johnson January 09, 2017
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long-dicked

to bend a female (or possibly male, but unlikely in this instance) companion over a surface, and insert one's elongated member inside either of her lower orifices and repeatedly penetrate them
Harry bent over a fine ass ho and long-dicked that bitch in the ass
by hungandslung25 March 03, 2010
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Long Dicking

When the incoming ECC bends you over and gives you every inch of that long dick.
Josh, I can't believe he's long dicking you again.
by Posa August 16, 2015
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Long-Dicking

Long-Dicking / Long-Dicked < verb-adverb>. ; 1) Long-Dicking is , THe act of Showing another player/person up in whatever activity he/she is playing. 2 Long-Dicked is after a player has been embarrassed by another person
Patrick " Long-Dicked" Adam last night at the basketball game when he blocked Adams's last four Shot attempts and won the game.

Patrick was "long-Dicking" Adam the entire game.
by Cake.Slaughter July 14, 2022
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