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Dick flu 

When you've given so much oral sex to a guy/guys in a short space of time your throat and noes become sore and swollen, and can feel like the flu. Could also develop a cough.
I've had so much dick I think I got dick flu
Dick flu by JackiCUSA January 7, 2018
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Dick flu 

Dick flu - when you’ve had so much dick, you sick.
“Hey, where’s Betty?”

“Yo bro, I laid the pipe all night, so she’s sick with the dick flu.”
Dick flu by Nasty Nashadomus December 18, 2021

Suck Dick Flu 

Similar to Swine Flu, except obtained by sucking dick. Symptoms include sore mouth, sore jaw, TMJ, sore throat, AIDS, mouth herpes, and inability to talk due to a penis being in your mouth.
Nate's Mom was going to the party, but she came down with Suck Dick Flu after spending the night partying with your friends.
Suck Dick Flu by Nate's Dad May 11, 2010

flu dick 

When a girl who’s sick is giving you head, then she sneezes all over you. You got the flu dick..
Yo bro she was giving me the mean neck! she told me she was sick but i was like fuck it. She dead ass sneezed maddd snot on me while my dick was in her mouth, broo she gave me that flu dick..
flu dick by Sirmontoya January 31, 2018

dick fluffer 

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.
"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"
dick fluffer by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007

Dick Flumper 

"You're a tree hugging, dirt worshipping dick flumper."

"I know man, I just want peace, love and a penis in my butt."
Dick Flumper by MsVodkaaa December 11, 2012

dick fluffles 

The fluff of ones penis after having spent a day in tight underwear.
Damn I've got some bad dick fluffles after last night and Tony's
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