Dick Tators 

1. Tasty Kidney stones.

2. Testicles. That is all.

1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.

2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.

Dick Tators by Zim Zim and the magical Panda May 25, 2006

Dick-tator 

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

Dick-tator by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014

Dick Tator 

A person who puts tuttoos on dicks

Me: "I want you to be my dick tator"

Tuttoo Artist: "Pull it out then"

Dick Tator by Highs69 May 22, 2021

Dick Tator 

When your penis is large and in charge!

Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.

Man I have a dick tator going on in my pants!

That man has a dick tator going on over there!

Dick Tator by hagnfag December 30, 2010

dick taters 

newly created slang term for genital warts on penis..

I was just about to deep throat his cock, but my tongue felt something funny, and I saw that he had a bad case of the Dick Taters!!!

dick taters by gomer79 February 27, 2011

Dick-tator 

A figure of authority who uses his power to make life difficult for those under his control.

As well as having to get the whole office bagles this morning, the Dick-tator of my office had me running chores for him all day.

Dick-tator by Baby Dinosaur November 24, 2010

Dick Tator 

When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.

Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?

Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.

Dick Tator by Rustaford September 15, 2020