Dick Tators

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1. Tasty Kidney stones.

2. Testicles. That is all.

1. I got real sick, then went to the hospital so they could remove my dick tators.

2. Last night this bitch was chokin on my Dick Tators, but then she asked if she could return them cuz they had hair on them.

Dick Tators by Zim Zim and the magical Panda May 25, 2006

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Dick-tator

A dick-tator is a person who has a deluded sense of self worth. Usually inflicts emotional abuse upon others because of his small penis complex.

How to Identify a dick-tator-
•Obesity
•Extremely unattractive
•Hoards blackmail material and/or possessions of others to manipulate
•Small penis
•Alcoholic
•Deluded sense of wealth
•paranoia

If not treated, severe skin diseases and/or a a mental breakdown could occur. Although there are many treatments out there, the most common and effective treatment is to remove ones head from his ass. If symptoms persist. Lethal action must be taken.

Said dick-tator: Wow, I'm so sexy, rich and fabulous, rub my nipples.

Victim: No, please I might vomit...

Said dick-tator: If you dont I shall use my large wad of monopoly money to ruin your life.

Victim: I wish he wouldn't dick-tate my life.

Dick-tator by thisismyhahaha January 2, 2014

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Dick Tator

A person who puts tuttoos on dicks

Me: "I want you to be my dick tator"

Tuttoo Artist: "Pull it out then"

Dick Tator by Highs69 May 22, 2021

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Dick Tator

When your penis is large and in charge!

Or when a mans package is so noticeably huge that it looks like he stuffed.

Man I have a dick tator going on in my pants!

That man has a dick tator going on over there!

Dick Tator by hagnfag December 30, 2010

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dick taters

newly created slang term for genital warts on penis..

I was just about to deep throat his cock, but my tongue felt something funny, and I saw that he had a bad case of the Dick Taters!!!

dick taters by gomer79 February 27, 2011

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Dick-tator

A figure of authority who uses his power to make life difficult for those under his control.

As well as having to get the whole office bagles this morning, the Dick-tator of my office had me running chores for him all day.

Dick-tator by Baby Dinosaur November 24, 2010

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Dick Tator

When semen dries up on the body of a male or female after ejaculation.

Friend :Hey man, whats that all over you?

Me: i forgot to take a shower last night after banging my girl and now im covered in dick tators.

Dick Tator by Rustaford September 15, 2020

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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