Dick Melon

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Dick melon is made when a man fucks a melon and serves the melon that was used.

"Dude if you serve me dick melon I'm gonna beat your ass."

Dick Melon by Jxst_a_thxttie June 14, 2018

Words you can keep

melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

melon dick by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

Big Dick Malone

A game played by men, usually after large amounts of drinking. The men compare their dick sizes. The man with the largest member becomes the winner. All of the losers must refer to the winner as Big Dick Malone for the rest of the day.

"Ted became Big Dick Malone after dropping a full nine inches."

Big Dick Malone by Godbotherer March 29, 2009

Poop-dick Malone

Noun; Having an undesirable/terrible result. Usually used with heavy sarcasm

"Hey Caleb, how did your game of cribbage go"?

"Poop-dick Malone bro. I got smoked by my girlfriend".

Poop-dick Malone by Gronkum May 31, 2017

dick maloney

when there are absolutely no females in the room and it is full of guys

This gym is all Dick Maloney
Damn dude this place is full of Dick Maloneys

dick maloney by Black Silk February 19, 2010

dick face malone

A guy by the name tj

Any persons with the name tj us a dick face malone

dick face malone by 2 percent May 20, 2018

Meelong Dick

Jack: Meelong is looking for u
Donna: Meelong..who?
Jack: Meelong Dick!!

Meelong Dick by ur mom sucks cock March 29, 2003

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026