Jane: Sarah, why can't I seem to find any decent guys?
Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.
Jane: What?
Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.
Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.
Jane: What?
Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.
by xSallyx November 07, 2008
The opposite of a chick magnet.
Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
Used to refer to anything or anyone who easily attracts guys. Also used with straight guys who easily attract gay guys (My personal favorite).
by Rachel Smith June 06, 2007
by winall May 13, 2010
A male with a disease called erectiomagnetightis that causes a male's penis to become magnetic and stick to anything and everything metal. This is especially a problem on Submarines, Trains, and will be a problem in the future when the robots take over... Perhaps John Conner will cure this disease when he comes back from the future.
Dude, you have a dick magnet...
I know man... I miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too...
I know man... I miss just having an erection when a hot girl walks in, now its when my grandma uses her metal sybian too...
by The first one diagnosed October 03, 2009
Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.
by woodchuck cooperative November 03, 2009
A female that is so incredibly physically attractive that males are drawn to her by pure sexual desire. However, the personality of the female is so caustic, so annoying or so infuriating that any want of interaction beyond pure physicality is nonexistent.
Hey Jon, who was that wicked hot chick I saw you talking to last night?
Jeez, man, she was a dick magnet. Two minutes after we stared talking I was trying to find an excuse to leave, flee the state and change my phone number so she had no chance of finding me...ever!
That bad, huh? Sorry dude.
Jeez, man, she was a dick magnet. Two minutes after we stared talking I was trying to find an excuse to leave, flee the state and change my phone number so she had no chance of finding me...ever!
That bad, huh? Sorry dude.
by Justinian24 May 27, 2007
A popular action which involves taping magnets to you and your mate's dick, letting them pull towards each other until they're both touching.
Hey, did you hear about how Josh and Carl were magnetic dicking at the party last night? Yeah, it was crazy, I also got an STD from Stacy.
by Paul Cinnamon January 16, 2017