dick machine 

My brother james. Someone who is a complete tool.

Yo nigga, that be james. He's a real dick machine.

dick machine by sengooo June 10, 2008

Time machine dick 

When a male's sexual performance is powerful enough as to initiate a female's menstral cycle days or weeks early.

Shark week wasn't supposed to start until next week but I got that time machine dick last night.

Time machine dick by UrbanTMD April 16, 2016

Dick Hopping Machine 

A pogo stick

What's that kid doing at the skatepark riding a dick hopping machine?

Dick Hopping Machine by Do It Switch June 3, 2009

washing machine dick 

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once

I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!

washing machine dick by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017

Dick pic machine 

A synonym for cell phone.

Can you pass me my dick pic machine? I need to take a selfie

Dick pic machine by Aitaix March 11, 2021

dick punching machine 

Noun, A machine, only bought at Target, that punches either your room mate/s, or closest of friends in the crotch for douchebaggery. After a single use the machine needs repair normally.

You lost my xbox controller connector and now all i have is a corded controller that i cant plug in. I'm going to target to buy a new wireless controller and a dick punching machine.

you haven't returned my 3 calls all week so im buying a new transmission for my dick punching machine for the next time i see you

My dick punching machine needs oil and maintenance so don't forget to call me about that party next week

dick punching machine by stogeson September 16, 2009

machine dick 

a dick so rock hard that it can go through any hole, fucking so fast it looks like your dick is a machine with batteries

"Did you see Joe last night?" "See? I was with Joe that night." "His machine dick fucked me so hard that I had to yell stop six times." "Did he stop?" "No, hos machine dick just got tired."

machine dick by jony redcorn January 19, 2009