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Dick Dupee'd

When a male is trying to perform intercourse with a female and his penis cannot become erect. Instead of informing the female he cannot perform, he instead penetrates the female with multiple fingers and acts as if he is using his penis.
"Yeah dude, I drank too many red bull and vodkas last night so my dick was soft as dough. I just Dick Dupee'd Kim so I didn't look like an asshole. She was drunk too so she had no clue"
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Dupe Dick 

a person resembling or sounding like the bitchiness that is Michael Mathers
Michael Mathers is such a dupe dick!
Dupe Dick by Bhatnigga November 5, 2009

Dick van Dupe 

aka Dick van Dyke Dupe

Waiting for an answer or an explanation where there is none.

Also as a kind of "Rick Roll".

Origin:
You are watching the "Today I found out"-channel and in the video today we look at that Time Dick Van Dyke was Saved by Porpoises While Lost at Sea. ..... We don't know exactly what happened because Craig Ferguson (Late late show) did not ask any follow up questions.
Why do we sleep? Scientifically speaking.
------ I don't know. Why?
- Nobody knows.
- I feel I've just been Dick van Duped

Guy wakes up after being hit by a car.
Bystander 1: "Are you OK? Do you know where you are?"
Bystander 2 :"Are you trying to Dick van Dupe him?"
Dick van Dupe by Puppy Zwolle May 26, 2017
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