Dick Cheese

The white substance that appears when an uncircumcised penis is not washed

Bro u got dick cheese

by Bigtyne March 04, 2019

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

Dick Cheese

The foam on the top of a beer

Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese

by Cumchatta12 June 15, 2021

Dick Cheese

When you haven't showered since Slavery was Abolished

Homeless Harold most likely has dick cheese

by Gordon Ramsay's dick cheese May 25, 2023

Dick Cheese

When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.

Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."

by Benson&Hedges January 16, 2010

Dick Cheese

the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.

by epicpoop69 April 07, 2019

Dick Cheese

'Dick Cheese' is a phrase, and the last words you say to people you cut ties with or words you tell your exes when they decide they wanna just bother you.

"The last words I told my ex were 'Dick Cheese', I told them that right before I cut ties with them."
"Dick Cheese"

by eraserdoubles August 30, 2022