When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
by Benson&Hedges January 15, 2010
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Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone
Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch
by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018
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usually found dripping from the end of a filthy penis or salivating from a dickhead
grant . . . have you rubbed your penis on my coffee mug this morning because there is an extraordinary amount of cheese floating in my coffee !
by paul August 04, 2004
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the smegma found under the foreskin, with a pungently gross smell that fills the whole house. Often used as a substitute for Parmesan within poverty-stricken households.
"my dick cheese is evolving, i think its becoming a fetus!"
by goliathancient July 29, 2018
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the cheesy crud that builds up under ones foreskin when they have not washed under it for months on end
Sally:Ewww. either you clean the dick cheese off your dick, or you aint getting none tonight
by Gryphon Rider August 15, 2009
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When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”

Bob: “What does it smell like??”

Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”

Bob : “........”

Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*

Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”

Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”

Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”

Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”

Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”

Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”

Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”

Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
by DarkHumoredLilly August 07, 2018
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