bacterial growth under an uncircumsised penis which isn't cleaned regularly, it looks like little pieces of cottage cheese under the foreskin, and it stinks.

also known as smegma

wtf is that white sht on your mushroom?...ummm dick cheese
by bigfatfrickinfarmer August 15, 2006
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Most often discovered as a slimy-like substance found under the head of the penis, but it can dry to a crusty yellow matter and require careful scraping to assist removal.

While not a specific STD, it can carry the nasty bacteria that assists chlymidia to spread like a Californian forest fire.
"How hot is that guy over there?"

"He is hot, in fact he is sweaty, so I would insist he showered before we make out. I wouldn't want to peel back his helmet and cop an eyeful of freshly made Dick Cheese."
by Dick Clean December 16, 2008
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Hey man slow that pour don’t want all that dick cheese
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a.k.a. smegma. forms under the foreskin of an uncircumcised penis when it has not been cleaned regularly. It is essentially dead/molting skin resulting from the foreskin keeping the glans penis moist.
I was going down on him and when I pulled back his foreskin the head of his cock was caked with dick cheese
by RussNyc September 9, 2006
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When a person (usually a man) procrastinates the duty of cleaning his penis and white goo forms on the head. Usually disgusting, although some females find it attractive. (And tasty)

Also, French people occasionally add it as a spread on a fresh baguette and treat it as a delicacy. Apparently it tastes sort of tangy, with a smell mixed with semen and original chap stick.
Zach: "That dude Joel's got some week old dick cheese I heard"
Niko: That's disgusting dude"
Catlin: "Unreal."
by Benson&Hedges January 16, 2010
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the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast
me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.
by epicpoop69 April 7, 2019
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