the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast

dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.

gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.

The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.

This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.

A Male's penis layered in a thick cheesey substance. Sometimes the cause of engaging in sexual activity with a cheese pizza.

"Dick Smith" Brand Cheese

When you call someone Dick cheese, they'll either 1. laugh, or 2. fucking wants to rip your face off