the substance resulting from rubbing ones dick against a cheese grater, goes well on toast
me and the boys on our way to the group dick grating to make some epic dick cheese, bruh.
by epicpoop69 April 06, 2019
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dick cheese. When you jizz and its all yellow from chlamydia. OH YEAH ;) Popularized by Les Grossman from the movie Tropic Thunder.
Les: LISTEN MOTHER FUCKER ILL SEND YOU A HOBOS DICK CHEESE!!

Flaming Dragon: ..............................
by Batifly January 31, 2011
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gross mold-like stuff that can form on a dirty penis. has nothing to do with whether or not the subject is circumsized.
by BigWang May 07, 2003
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The substance created when the penis is uncleaned and the semen is dried up on the tip and combined with hooker saliva.

This substance gives off a very pungent smell of dick hair and your mom's old ass panties that were left behind the toilet to hide her shit stain from anyone to see.
"Jimmy your cock has alot of dick cheese on it, were you fuckin hookers???!?!?!"
by Frog123123123 November 02, 2015
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A term to use when douche bag, asshole, jackass, sonuvabitch, or any other frequently used term of dislike just isn't enough.
"You're an asshole"
"Heard that before"
"Okay then dick cheese"
by gotyoguh October 14, 2011
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An orange cheese-like substance emitted from the male clitoris.
I would have blown him, but he had dick cheese.
by Beangreens September 27, 2009
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