Diamond Sword

What all the horny 8 year olds show their minecraft girlfriend.

Steve: hey girl, wanna see my diamond sword?
Alex: of course!
Alex: Wow, is that efficiency IV?
Steve: my big brother helped me

Diamond Sword by ZyRacka January 31, 2019

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do you like my sword?

a diamond sword is something you use in minecraft to kill da zombez

diamond sword by abcdefghiiiiiiiiabcdefghiiiiii February 11, 2018

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diamond sword

The second best Minecraft item. The only thing that beats it is the netherite sword. I love Minecraft. Minecraft is really cool. So are diamond sword.

Awesome Minecraft Parodies: DIAMOND SWORD ON MAAAAAJOR STEEEEEVE.
Memeulous: Wow you are so epic and amazing and cool and poggers.

diamond sword by Gumballcom May 9, 2021

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Flaming diamond sword

The weapon of choice used by chemists to kill all members of isis and their children.

The chemist ran through the battle slicing up bullets and killing isis babies with the flaming diamond sword stoned off his ass on crudest row.

Flaming diamond sword by cockmouthbrandon March 12, 2015

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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