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Diabeting 

To have different actions or emotions due to low or high blood sugar from type 1 or juvenille diabetes. Can be seen if someone looks lost or is sober but slurring their speech. Also yelling randomly or freaking out at meaningless things. Can be predicted by numbness in fingers or lips. Easlily confused with drunkeness. Occurs only in Type 1 / Juvenille Diabetics.
Darnit, Bozeek is diabeting again.

I couldn't come to class because I was diabeting.
Diabeting by Alex V B February 28, 2009
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Crusty Diabetic 

An individual who saves dried or cured semen ejaculate for the purpose of consuming at a later time similar to the relationship a diabetic has with their insulin.
So when i was done pulling out I jizzed on her butt and she layed there till i got home from work and when i walked in she flaked if off and ate it and smiled. Damn bro she is one crusty diabetic, but i still love her.
Crusty Diabetic by Ranchgirls July 14, 2020

diabetits 

When it is so cold that your nipples are consequently sharp to the point where they can prick your finger in order to check your blood sugar.
"Man you're crazy if you go outside without a jacket, you'll for sure get diabetits!"

type one diabetic 

Type one diabetics are the coolest. People try to break their pancreas to be like us.
Woah! Look at Lauren. She's a type one diabetic! She does 5 shots a day and pokes her finger 8 times each and every day! I wish I was as cool as her!
diabadass
type one diabetic by LaurenB789 November 22, 2015

Diapering 

Diapering: The act of changing, taking off, putting on diapers. The process of changing a diaper.
While at the local park, I observed two young mothers diapering their babies.
Diapering by Lorraine Jorgenson. August 24, 2006

yo-yo dieting 

non medical term to describe the act of taking off weight and putting it right back on only to begin the cycle once again....
At the funeral home Carl's friends were overheard remarking that, instead of engaging in yo-yo dieting,he should have just picked a weight and stayed with it.....

Urban Dieting 

People who elect to screw the Weight Watchers point system and make up their own damn rules.
Weight Watchers needs to have an 'Oh Shit' I lost count point system because it's not working as the absinthe and martinis keep flowing. I can only continue with an urban dieting plan!