Dextroambiguous

Dextro- a combining form meaning “right,” used in the formation of compound words

Ambiguous- unclear or inexact because a choice between alternatives has not been made

Basically, it's both and neither at the same time

That hermaphrodite is very Dextroambiguous.

I would like to take her home tonight, but she seems Dextroambiguous and I am unclear what I'm going to get.