An inconvenient boner that must be displayed proudly:
Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave.
Generally occurs- right before the bell rings; right when a teacher calls you to the board; as you are pulling on to Dewey Ave.
Adam: You're not gonna believe this, I got a Dewey right before the bell rang.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst.
Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her.
Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do?
Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do?
Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life.
Chris: Ah man thats the worst.
Adam: No that's not the bad part, the girl in front of me bent over to pick up her purse, I didn't see her and my Dewey rubbed against her.
Jon: In math this morning I got a Dewey as the teacher was calling people to the board and of course she picks on me.
Sean: Aw damn, what'd you do?
Jon: I sported that shit proudly, what else are you supposed to do?
Pat: Guys. I have a confession to make. Every day when I turn on Dewey Ave on the way to school I get a Dewey. I don't know what it is but its like my cock just knows where it is. I can't help it. I've even tried taking different routes but it can sense when I'm turning on Dewey. It's ruining my life.
by Habitual Deweyer April 18, 2010
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A DUI. Phonetically, DUI (as in Driving Under the Influence) can be pronounced as such. In rural Michigan, people often say that they got a Dewey as opposed to a DUI.
by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. April 17, 2013
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Dewey is a Verb, meaning when a man goes and tries to get with a younger girl.. The origin comes from a high school councilor with the last name of Dewey, who went for a minor and was arrested..
“Bro did you hear about last night?”
“Yeah dude I did, Bryndon totally deweyed that girl from the other school.”
“Yeah dude I did, Bryndon totally deweyed that girl from the other school.”
by Swasey Taylor June 12, 2018
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by squawk July 29, 2010
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One of Donald Duck's nephews
by 1337Person September 04, 2007
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Deweys are super sweet. If you are a Dewey’s girlfriend, he will do anything to protect you, even risking his own life.
He’s addicted to Mtn Dew and his friends call him Dew because of it.
He explodes things so much that his brown hair has a little floof.
He’s addicted to Mtn Dew and his friends call him Dew because of it.
He explodes things so much that his brown hair has a little floof.
by EFJ November 14, 2020
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