Dew Head

One who follows one of the several Mountain Dew centered fan-pages and online communities and is a staunch supporter or dedicated seeker of Mountain Dew in its many forms.
Dew Heads can be found searching local businesses for long departed flavors of Mountain Dew.
One of the best accomplishments a Dew Head can attain is to find a specific flavor that is very rare.
Dew heads can also be found displaying their knowledge of the best flavors of Mountain Dew, however, unlike other fandoms, they are often open to the opinions and passions of their compatriot Dew Drinkers.

A: "I heard Jimmy's one of them Dew Heads."
B: "Yeah, I heard he even works at a Sheetz down the road."
A: "...do you think he could hook me up with some Baja Blast?"

Dew Head by Balacke July 29, 2020

Dewhead

A person stuck in the 80's...may have a mullet, tight jeans, sometimes pegged, comb in back pocket, listens to Def Leppard, and drinks Mountain Dew (in a glass bottle if available). Most often seen driving an old Camaro or Firebird. Watches Nascar and drinks cheap beer. The female form still has "mall hair" after all these years, curses like sailor, and still owns a Warrant CD.

"Look at all the dewheads in line for Poison tickets!"

Dewhead by Phil Hitt July 24, 2003