Woman: "I don't like the feel of this kitchen work top."
Salesman: "Ah, madame is a tactile deviant."
Salesman: "Ah, madame is a tactile deviant."
by Tomatom October 20, 2011
A man endeavoring to be virtus, who takes a solemn vow to retire his jedi-esque ability to befuddle the minds of Young Impressionable women.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
A Deviant Gentleman no longer interested in a Barton.
The Deviant Gentleman has reformed and is no longer using his powers of magical mind control to cause the pretty young lady to perform sexual favors. He is a Deceased Deviant.
by Bret Michaels January 1, 2008
A person who constatnly has sex on their minds and thinks about different ways to either encounter a sexual act with someone or in any situation make the opposite sex do a sexual act with them. This kind of person is usually very forceful and demanding during anything sexual but can usually get away with it due to their looks or anything hot about them.
by JoJoFoSho January 25, 2008
A person who uses magical mind control to cause a pretty young lady to desire to perform sexual acts such as a hand job followed by an amazing blow job that always involves swallowing.
The Deviant Gentleman used his amazing powers of mind control to persuade the pretty young lady to meet up for yet another Barton.
by Bret Michaels November 25, 2007
Electronic dance music done different, with explosive instrumental playing that’ll blow your face off. The question is … can you feel it?
Example 1:
“Yo, so who you been listening to lately?”
“I only listen to Deviant Order. Everything else is inferior.”
Example 2:
“Bro it was weird, she just started humming Deviant Order in the middle of it”
“Yo, so who you been listening to lately?”
“I only listen to Deviant Order. Everything else is inferior.”
Example 2:
“Bro it was weird, she just started humming Deviant Order in the middle of it”
by TC Quested March 5, 2023
A Shoe Deviant is someone that has a shoe fetish. Usually uses shoes as a sex aid or likes being walked on. May ware shoes whilst masturbating.
Dave the Shoe Deviant comes home from work closes the the curtains and inserts a stiletto heel inside himself and cums on the floor.
by Shlim May 19, 2022
an art website. occasionally you can find some pretty good original content and good art on there, but 90 percent of the time it mostly consists of:
vore art of cartoon/videogame characters
weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.
usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.
vore art of cartoon/videogame characters
weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.
usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.
guy 1: hey did you see that new furry weight gain rosalina-wario buttfuck hentai on deviant art yesterday?? I nutted to is so hard that it broke my computer screen.
guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.
guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.
guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.
guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?
guy 2: fuck the first ammendment
guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.
guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.
guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.
guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?
guy 2: fuck the first ammendment
by Ur mom's shrek hentai January 14, 2020