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Detroit facelift

Putting Preparation H under your eyes to tighten the skin and reduce puffiness (pretty much the same thing it does to your asshole).
Wow! You look like you got high and fucked all night. You can't go to church looking like that. You'd better get a Detroit facelift.
by OldOllie December 3, 2013
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