Detroit Carwash

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

Detroit Carwash by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

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Detroit Carwash

When performing a Cleveland Steamer, moving one's rectum North to receive a thorough cleaning.

I was surprised after dropping a Cleveland Steamer that she was willing to perform a Detroit Carwash.

Detroit Carwash by godknowswho February 18, 2009

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Detroit Carwash

When you pick a booger and wipe it in someone else's forehead.

That sh*t bag with the Nickelback tattoo and a thick moustache just gave me a Detroit Carwash.

Detroit Carwash by Swayzedog August 9, 2019

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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