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Desperate girls 

This girl is that one girl, who is "pretty" but honestly isn't. She tried. She will always be the friend of the one girl who never fit in. She is ALWAYS going around dating boy #1, then girl #4, then some random ass dude, then back to Boy #1 and back to girl #4, every guy she can find has to be that desperate to date her. They complain about how he broke up on the day of their one month, but were never dating or something. STAY AWAY from these. More names can vary.
They will call or text you until you reply or answer, if you do answer her text or call, she's just talking to you because she's bored. She hangs out with other people, talking trash about people, but when they say things about her, it's the beginning of world war two. Careful, those girls can be dangerous.
Person A: "Oh, that girl is dating him again? big deal. It's the third time this month."
Person B: "No, seventh."
Person A: "O-Oh. I see."
Person B: "You realize she's desperate, right?"
Person A: "Well, it's the seventh time this month so hell yeah she's desperate."
Desperate girls date anyone they can.
Desperate girls by Aesthetic babe December 23, 2019
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Girl desperate

A guy who will go from girl to girl and not even care. He will say he loves her a lot and make her feel happy then he blows her off and says he likes a another girl, and sometimes he will go back to the same girl. And girls are all he cares about! Also when he's not dating anyone he will find a way to date someone by telling them he loves them and making them feel happy! Then they will date and he'll break up with them like right after! So ladies if someone says they love you and then you start noticing that there not talking to you as much or their kinda ignoring you just save your self the trouble and dump them because no one should ever have to go through that!!! Leave those dumb girl desperate lovers alone!!!
An example of this

Guy- "I love her so much"
* About a week later*
Guy- "nah she's way cuter"

Girl desperate "guys only caring about girls and that's it"

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004