Derning 

When someone is in a state of confusion, intoxication, or general nonsensical behavior. Similar to “tripping”.

Jeremy was derning so hard last night. He took his clothes off and shat on my dog. He was so dernt.

Derning by PissNigga74 January 24, 2023

derking 

A dance that is a combination between twerking and daggering that is primarily meant to lower the IQ of both the dancers and to let other people feel better about themselves.

Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke were totally derking

derking by Stenika September 9, 2013

Paula Deening 

Taking an obnoxious explosive shit that’s so sweat inducing you think you are dying.

Hey y'all, Dont wait for me I need to go take a Paula Deen.

Hey where is Raquel?

Oh she's Paula deening right now

Paula Deening by Droladnap April 23, 2019

Deaning 

The act of grooming a friend's girlfriend in the hopes of lining up future sexual opportunities.

Deaning is a disengenuous act usually performed by those whom you trust the most. People who dean generally do so in abundance, carrying their various deaning conquests as a badge of honour. These individuals are always seeking to expand their deaning ventures, hoping to obtain a conglomerate of females at their sexual whim. Such people are often found to be stating "I love her so much" and asking "Where is your girl?", "How is she doing?" in passing conversation.

Concerned man: Is Bartholomew deaning my girlfriend right now? Should I be worried?

Delusional friend: Nah dawg, he's just an amicable character

Deaning by SakDaddy October 17, 2021

Derping 

Scared and coughing

Call Me Kevin is derping.

Derping by Ilovebearnoises December 3, 2020

derfing 

Aggressively grinding each other while making out.

Abby was derfing so hard last night with him.

derfing by yunglivin September 1, 2019

Derping 

Coughing while at the same time being scared

I was Derping

Derping by BobbyPink December 3, 2020