derns

cocain, blow, snort, butta, candy.

"I bought some derns in the club and it made me shit my pants."

by dms123 September 04, 2005

dern

a southern slang for darn

oh dern, he gone done it again

by redneck billybob August 17, 2003

Dern

Dern means to be lame, bad, not good, stupidity

Ay bro dat shit you did was real dern

by The_dern_legend78 June 16, 2022

Dern it

Darn it, commonly and most famously used by the janitor of Planet Express: Scruffy.

Hermes:"We are no longer giving out complimentary pornographic magazines in the lounge."
Scruffy:"Dern it."

by NigglesOcho March 30, 2012

Dern

A word used to describe male genitalia of any length and gerth.

She can get the Dern all night long.

by The Dern Lord April 04, 2012

dern

An old person version of "darn"

Dern! My balls are huge and droopy!

by JAMC89 April 30, 2009

Dern

A Dude so insanely, disgustingly ugly that if anyone ever witnessed their ugliness, they would turn to gouging their eyes out and hoping for a quick death to eliminate the memory of said face.

Jesus H Christ, please kill me. I think I saw a Dern.

by Thatdude4554 November 29, 2015