dermatophagia 

Dermatophagia is the obsession of biting ones own skin especially around the fingers.

Person 1: do you like self cannibalise or something?

Person 2: it’s called dermatophagia. But yes it’s something like that I suppose.

dermatophagia by A random hooman July 21, 2018

Dermatography urticaria 

It is a skin disease which known as 'skin writing disease'. This condition is cause by the weak cell membrane of the abundant amount of mast cell (can be recognize as white blood cell and have same function as basophil) in the skin. Mast cell contains histamines which responsible for the swelling of the skin. Only 4% of the world's population have this disease. But I prefer to call this disease as an 'allergic reaction to pressure.'

"Hey Mark! Why do you have scratches on your arm?"
"Well, I scratched my itchy arm like 5 minutes ago and it's swollen. It is called dermatography urticaria. But don't worry. It'll be gone."

Dermatography urticaria by Asupajia_18 September 5, 2015

Dermatomixologistian 

A dermatologist, doubling as a mixologist, blends oil with body lotion. They rub this magic potion all over the body, which ironically makes the skin less oily and supercharges the lotion with moisturizing powers. Extra hydrating, hold the grease!

After trying every lotion on the shelf, Yara, the Dermatomixologistian, decided to give the mixed her favorite lavender oil with a body lotion and applied it generously. At her next brunch, she couldn't stop showing off her arms, gliding around the table like a figure skater, proving that her new skin regimen worked wonders—less oil, more glow!

Dermatomixologistian by Dr. Slick McSmoothskin April 12, 2024

Dermatomacroscopicoorganoaquaeutrophy

(лат. derma — кожа + macros — крупный + organo — живой + aqua — вода + eutrophy — здоровое питание)

Существительное, ж. р.

Медицинское определение: Состояние абсолютного биологического здоровья кожных покровов, достигнутое путем естественного увлажнения и воздействия крупных органических частиц.

Антоним: Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (болезнь легких от мельчайшей пыли).

Пример употребления: «После недели отдыха в лесу у реки у него наблюдалась полная дерматомакроскопикоорганоакваэутрофия (Dermatomacroscopicoorganoaquaeutrophy)».

Dermatomacroscopicoorganoaquaeutrophy by uhhkitty February 22, 2026