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Denise B, is a smart and intelligent woman. Her blue eyes are absolutely captivating and lure you into a state of absolute freedom. She has the heart of an angle, and will care for you at all times. Denise B is the perfect type of person that you can rely on! Denise B enters a room and any worry and stress that was there completely vanishes!
Look at her, Denise B just stole my heart away!
Denise B by JAP8404 September 14, 2020
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i wouldn't be surprised if we never saw denise richards again 

A phrase so commonly used by Trixie Mattel, that it is canon now.
Jake: Yo dawg, where is that chick Denise Richards nowadays?
Logan: I wouldn't be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again.

Brandi Denise 

The most amazing, beautiful, and genuine girl on the planet. Tends to come down with sever cases of pinkeye. Often the life of the party. Calls herself average but she is far from it. A genuinely caring person, often regarded as the fairest in all the land. Matches well with brown headed guys over 6 feet tall whose name begins with a B.
Words can't define Brandi Denise.

taco bell Denise 

a drug dealer who works a fast food joint and uses secret code with their customers.
Crackhead Joe: "Is Denise working...I feel a little bit more comfortable ordering from Denise"

Denise: "89 CENTS"

Crackhead Joe: That's still cool?

taco bell Denise hands Joe a "5 layer burrito" filled with crack, while Joe hands over a Taco Bell bag full of money saying he didn't get any sauce
taco bell Denise by tacobelles October 27, 2010

Baby Denise

A very over-emotional, dramatic, "Diva" who often lies about her birthday to get presents. She writes what she want's for her birthday on her invitations and gets in fights often losing them in a pathetic attempt to trash-talk someones mother and or grandmother. She pretends to puke in public to get attention which ends in people disgusted or feeling pity for her. A "Baby Denise" Also loves rap, hip-hop, and adores slutty clothes, leather, and floppy hats (along with hoop earrings)...
Yo'jesha: Oh my gah' did you hear what Era'bonda say about ju'?

Lee'pon'do'je'na'she: WHAT DID DAT' BISH SAY BOUT' ME?!

Yo'jesha: She say dat' you a Baby Denise.... Hmmm oh no...

Lee'pon'do'je'na'she: DAT BITCH GON' GET SLAP!
Baby Denise by mmoomaa September 21, 2012

Dense Breast 

Breasts with more supportive tissue (dense breast tissue) are firmer and harder to the touch than are breasts with more fatty tissue (nondense breast tissue). A good balance results in soft, supple, yet firm and perky breasts.

Cancer is harder to detect and more likely to occur in dense breasts.

Sounds weird when used to compliment nice breasts unless referring to perkiness because that would otherwise indicate a hard breast, similar to some augmented breasts.

Background: www.mayoclinic.org
I think you meant perky, not dense breasts when you complimented his/her breasts.
Dense Breast by Pap¡ October 4, 2016

Dense Breast 

Like bags of sand. Often mistaken for implants, even on close inspection. The bane of mamographers everywhere.
Break out the MRI, we've got a real dense breast here.
Dense Breast by flippant_gibberish October 27, 2016
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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