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Deinste

A small town in northern Germany that spawns outrageous people which are hated everywhere in Germany.
People from Deinste (Deinster) are awful and think they are superior but aren’t.

Everybody is allowed to use Deinste or Deinster as a insult for a bad person
1. Person 1: I am from Deinste

Person 2: Eww go away
2. Person 1: Go back to Deinste you dirty Deinster

Person 2: I am very sorry please forgive me
by Christos Anesti September 27, 2023
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deansteak

Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.

Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.

Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.

If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.

I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.

You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012
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Deanster

The absolute unit. No mere mortal can compete with his masculinity and overall power. He can swoon any female that enters his gaze and destroy any mans ego. Definitely someone to avoid taking your girlfriend around. He probably has more power but he never shares his feelings.
"I was at a lame party with my boys, then the deanster showed up and had 8 girls on his biceps"
by XboxliveGamertag April 16, 2019
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Van Deinse

A Van Deinse refers to a great tennis player, especially a tennis player with nearly perfect looking strokes. A Van Deinse is also known for having fast serves and for being an excellent teacher of the game of tennis.
"Wow, that guy's one-handed backhand looks so smooth and effortless. He must be a Van Deinse."

"That guy is a Van Deinse because he has a 130 mph serve."

"Look at how well that Van Deinse teaches those little kids."
by joeyfoey5 February 29, 2008
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Deinstall

The OpenOffice 3.3 uninstall takes you to surveys.services.openoffice.org/deinstall which would make a non-believer believe that deinstall is a real word.
deinstall? deinstall!
by black morgek November 28, 2011
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Deinstall

A just more awesomer replacement for uninstall.
"move over uninstall here comes deinstall!"
by Firawen May 19, 2008
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Deintercourse

What a cop tells you to do when he catches you have sex in a car.
Cop: (Taps window with flashlight) hey you two you better deintercourse.

Me: oh shit Becky cops are here

Becky: Damn, I’m not about that life

Me: alright I am going to deintercourse now.
by The deintercourser May 10, 2019
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