Deflate Gape

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Deflate
verb
1. Let air or gas out of.
Gape
verb
1. Be or become wide open.
noun
1. A wide opening.
Deflate Gape
verb
1. When the queefing won't quit.
noun
1. The air a vagina makes as it queefs after an unrecoverable pounding.
2. A giant hole with a foul stench that causes a woman to "finally be ready to settle down".

1st guy:
I was really giving it to my girl last night. When we finished she just kept queefing... for like 10 minutes!
2nd guy:
Did her pussy look like a turkey before you stuff it?
1st guy:
Actually it did. Should I be worried?
2nd guy:
You've been a victim of Deflate Gape bro. You need to put as much distance between you and her as fast as you can. That pussy is ruined and she will want to settle down.

Deflate Gape by Sporeut June 4, 2021

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