Defensive Driver

Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.

Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver

Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.

Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!

Defensive Driver by thecoolcanadian August 24, 2011

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Defensive Drivers Course

A stupid test made by a stupid government for stupid reasons...that is dumb.

The judge ordered me to take Defensive Drivers Course so I wouldn't lose my liscense.

Defensive Drivers Course by Seximan January 21, 2009

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Driveway Defense

When fenced in dogs run and bark at any vehicle which enters the driveway.

You can never quietly approach the residence cause Max and Finn are on driveway defense.

Driveway Defense by Overbay September 16, 2022

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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