Defense Fart Share definition Flag When someone gets too close to you, so you fart in order to deter them from getting closer. "Me: get away from me!" "Friend: What's that fucking smell?" "Me: Sorry, I defense farted." Defense Fart by PastelN December 17, 2021 0 0 Get merch Get the Defense Fart mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
