Deep Fried Twinkie 

A guilty pleasure that should only be enjoyed every once in a while due its adverse effects to one's health.

Usually used in reference to describe a member of the opposite sex who is amazing in bed and crazy everywhere else.

Friend 1: My ex-wife is a deep fried twinkie.

Friend 2: What do you mean?

Friend 1: She is great to have sex with once or twice a year, but to have her every day would kill me unnaturally soon.

Deep Fried Twinkie by Feydtoblack August 25, 2009

Deep Fried Twinkie 

To have your penis sucked and then to cum in someones mouth immediately following anal sex.

Man, last night I Deep Fried Twinkied that chick!

Deep Fried Twinkie by Thehighsix February 27, 2010

Deep Fried Twinkie 

When i man becomes overly obssessed with viewing porn of the opposite sex(unless you dont go that way), and enjoys ejaculating to much, and results in a bruised foreskin. When this happens, you may tell your friends you have a deep fried twinkie.

Guy 1: Dude, i got a deep fried twinkie from looking at asian porn with your sister last night

Guy 2: Fuck you, you little cock sucker.

Guy 3: Go get a deep fried twinkie yourself!!!!!!!

Deep Fried Twinkie by Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma, Yo Mamma November 19, 2006

Deep Fried Twinkie 

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

Deep Fried Twinkie by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018

Deep Fried Twinkie 

The act of busting a fat nut inside your girls wet cunt and then after you fill her up like a Twinkie you splash hot oil all over her sloppy pussy.

Hey Gavin, you should’ve seen the load of jizz bellowing out of that Deep Fried Twinkie I gave your girl last night.

Deep Fried Twinkie by MissMonk April 19, 2021

Deepfried Twinkie 

When a man fucks a woman in the ass causing a gaping asshole. The man then shits into the woman's gaping asshole and proceeds to fuck her ass with his shit still inside. The man then fucks the shit until he ejaculates into it. After that the woman shits all of what was in her ass onto the man's dick thus resembling a deepfried twinkie with some of the creamy filling seeping out.

Me and my girlfriend made a Deepfried Twinkie last night, it was fucking sick!

Deepfried Twinkie by Twisty Top June 27, 2009