Dec 27 

2 days after Christmas

December 27 is "2 days" after Christmas
Also the day you eat a lot of *cookies*

Person 1:I can't believe it's Dec 27

Person 2:ya so?

Person 1: it's *2 days after Christmas*

Person 2: . . .

Dec 27 by afellowWeeb_mha December 1, 2019

Dec 27 

My birthday eat cake
Its like the best day in the world and you get to eat a lot of cookies and cake
its also two days after christmas making it even cooler
it is illegal to die on dec 27th
If you are born on dec 27 you are legally sexy

Omg look at that kid!

He must be born on dec 27th!!

What do you mean by that?

Only sexy people are born on dec 27th!

Dec 27 by YourAlterEgo March 8, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004