Master Jesus (master yi) will come forth to split the rea sea of communism and end the tide of greed spread by the Mormon Deathstar. Yi will solve the DaVinci code with the help of melon in the fridge using the Pietagerium thorium of sippensyrup sideways. Once J Z the Dolhpin diver dips through space and time they will be able to the put figments of reality back to anagrams of beehive central honeybutter chickenbizcuit puppies.

We need to split the red sea of communism and stop the Mormon Deathstar from ending all of humanity.

mormon deathstar by All-in Steve August 21, 2020

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Deathstroke

A comic book super villain appearing in DC Comics. Real name Slade Wilson, also known as Deathstroke the Terminator. Highly skilled assassin and mercenary. Basically Batman with swords and guns. With a blind eye. And wear orange. Real badass. Not someone you want to meet in a dark street at night. Master strategist like Batman, once kicked the justice league's ass as easily as making an instant noodle. Deadpool is a ripoff of Deathstroke. Slade Wilson, Wade Wilson, you get where I'm going? One word: badass.

Batman: Slade Wilson... Deathstroke. Former military, subject of a failed medical experiment.
Alfred: Failed, you say?

Deathstroke by Cpt.GoldenNipples January 12, 2015

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Deathstar Destroyer

The act of performing anal sex, withdrawing, and trying to spit or ejaculate into the open anus.

John decided to re-enact his favorite scene from Staw Wars while giving Jane the business. Much to her dismay, she discovered what a deathstar destroyer was.

Deathstar Destroyer by Palisade December 21, 2010

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