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death to the mpla

Savimbi: They are weak, we must finish them!
Everyone: *killing each other*
Savimbi: Our journey to victory has begun, Death the the MPLA !!!
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Hudson: Lands helicopter.
Savimbi: Hahaha! My friend from above! You killed many men today, huh, yes!
Savimbi: Hahaha, we all did, hahaha!
Allied soldier: *whispers in Savimbi's ear*
Hudson: Where's Woods?
Savimbi: The MPLA is not yet defeated.
Savimbi: That is a very dangerous rescue my, friends.
Mason: Where is he?!
Savimbi: He's being hell captice by a Nicaraguan gun runner, A very dangerous man.
Mason: Where?
Savimbi: About two miles north. He's on the transport barge on the Cubango river.
Savimbi: He may already be dead!
Mason: Let's go Hudson!
Hudson: *Takes off*
Last MPLA soldier alive: *Bleeding out crawling from under Hudson's helicopter*
Allied soldier: *puts a bullet in the crawling MPLA soldier's head*
Death to the MPLA is Savimbi's life goal

Stop reading this brother,

We must fight the MPLA!
death to the mpla by HowlTheTowel September 24, 2020
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