Death by McLaughlin

A method of capital punishment primarily reserved for offenses involving non-human victims. The condemned individual is subjected to continuous auditory exposure to Sarah McLachlan’s 'In the Arms of the Angels' until such time as they either suffer fatal exsanguination resulting from self-inflicted auricular trauma or succumb to terminal psychological distress—whichever occurs first.
The judge found the man's aggrivated abuse of his dog to be so heinous that he sentenced him to Death by McLaughlin.
by Va-JJ June 27, 2025
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