Deakend

When the word “fart” is not a strong enough word to describe the air that just came out of your butthole.

I just Deakend so loud it woke my wife up.

by Jack_Inoff8 February 21, 2024

deadend friend

A friend that over the years you have become attached to for unknown reasons. It is usually someone you have invested a lot of time and money in, all in good fun, for a while. They always let you down but you can't seem to stop hanging with them or helping them. They are typically low lifers who take what they can get from anyone and leave everyone thinking they're a good friend, until they're gone.

"i thought debbie was gonna be there for me, turns out she's just my deadend friend."
"why bother go pick debbie up for the party? she's just a deadend friend."

by Jenn Cansler September 26, 2008

Deaken

Deaken is a name given to a person with hella personalities. They are often creative and adventurous and sometimes difficult or stubborn. They take things seriously and know what they are doing (more than likely most of the time).

Kid1: Dude, do you see that guy that aced all of the tests and made the best project for class?? Kid2: Yep! That's a Deaken!

by Rhea Star April 16, 2017

deaked

When one gets soooo hammered he or she falls asleep in a bizarre place (on toilet, in bathtub, on roof) and then proceeds to defecate while still asleep.

Bro1: Thomas is absolutely destroyed right now.
Bro2: Yeah man he's gaboed.
Bro3: NO. He hasnt gone to the hospital yet. But he does smell like he shat himself.
Bro1: Yeah man he got deaked.

by Tomtay October 26, 2011

Deadender

A moviegoer who stays till the very end, through the credits. Motivation for such behavior includes the chance of a post-credits scene, paying respect to the many creators of the film, avoiding the crowd at the exit, waiting for one's skin and eyes to recover from a lacrymal profusion, pointing out unique names in the credits, enjoying the music, or just appreciating the dark.

"Just to warn you," she said, settling into her red velvet seat, "I'm a deadender."
"That's okay," he responded, reaching over and taking a handful of popcorn, "so am I."

by Furquis January 4, 2013

Deaken

A HARD teenager from northern england. Usually smokes, wears puffer jackets and joggers, white with emo hair and usually really short and thinks they are a unit.

Libby: Bloody deaken needs a cig apparently.
Deaken: neaw

by Spooky sehguh neb April 17, 2019

Deadender

A person who is so disgusted by the choices (or lack thereof) in an election that he or she elects to stay home rather than vote.

Tom is so disheartened by the political process he's become a deadender.

by Phillymiss October 28, 2008