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Dead Fuck 

PN. A girl who does nothing the whole time while having sex (ex. moan,move,etc....)
dude: so how'd it go last night with you and that chick ?

dude2: she was a dead fuck.
Dead Fuck by Masta Dragon Red June 24, 2004
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Dead fuck 

When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.
"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"
Dead fuck by Hank the skank July 30, 2008

Dead fuck 

When having sex with a female, she preceeds to lay there motionless and just stare you in the eyes. No emotion whatsoever. Doesn't appear to be interested in the physical happenings of the moment. Alive, but resembling a dead body by her lack of movement.
Heather White was the gnarliest dead fuck I ever had, she never moved or got into it.
Dead fuck by neverhaveiheather March 4, 2013

Dead fuck 

When you're attempting to fuck a male who expects you to initiate every time. A male Chris who just lays on his back and expects to get a nut that he hasn't earned. A male who wants head but is to lazy to get off his ass and give his girl head. A dead fuck lays there and expects the girl to get on top. A dead fuck doesn't do shit. Expects the girl to do all the work but gives no pleasure in return.
Chris is a dead fuck, he just lays there.

No one wants to be with that dead fuck Chris, he's so lazy in bed.
Dead fuck by Crazypeople4 July 22, 2017

dead fuck 

Kim Kozy is a dead fuck
Everyone says Kim is a dead Fuck
dead fuck by missa February 24, 2005

Dead Fuck Feast 

A term used for when you have the intent to kill somone, have sex with them, and then eat them.
Hey, you know Ronda down in payroll ?
I'd like to have a DEAD FUCK FEAST with her.
Dead Fuck Feast by Wilson Cartwright September 7, 2005

Jimbo "the dead fuck" 

a character in friday the 13th part 4, and his buddy ted calls him " a dead fuck", and it's really funny, and after getting laid, jimbo asks the girl if he was " a dead fuck". lol
"jimbo "the dead fuck""

Ted- a lousy lay, you know? a dead fuck.

Jimbo- oh i see, don't hold it back from me doc, i can take it, give it to me straight.

Ted- i did not say it. the computer did.

Jimbo- well there is no computer!

Ted- aha, well there's no Betty either!
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