A song written by the not-so-popular and not-so-well-known band They Might Be Giants.
I returned a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the expiration date.

I came back as a bag of groceries accidentally taken off the shelf before the date stamped on myself.

Did a large procession wave their tortches as my head fell in the basket?
And was everybody dancing on the casket?

Now it's over, I'm dead and I haven't done anything that I want OR I'm still alive and there's nothing I want to do.
by Keegster April 25, 2003
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1. not alive, gone
2. straight (not the meaning the sexuality)
3. deadmeat, not reffering to penis, trouble
1. Man: "YES! Bush is finally dead!"
2. Man2: "Are you dead-serious? alright, enlightenment is dead-ahead!"
3. Man: "oh crap, Cheney is taking his place, we're DEAD!"
by Joe Momma the III April 9, 2008
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to be in a state of extreme pain or on the way to death
the man came into the hospital screaming as though he was deading
by smalls3000i December 16, 2016
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a phrase used by a handsome mf named daniel and his cacaroach family. usually used to end a sentence or FACT
why would i do my homework when i can sleep?
got me dead...dead as a CACAROACH
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used when typing something, *dead* means you are DONE with the conversation or you are simply FLOORED by the previous comment. it sort of means like "WTF" or "OMG"

west-indian (caribbean) derived, from "instant death" like in dancehall music
guy types: i totally loved that video, 2 girls 1 cup, it made my penis get very erect.
girl types: ummmm... *dead*
by mikoism December 20, 2007
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This is how Daniel OCAMPO explains his emotions towards a certain subject it could be anything honestly it could be about the weather great best friends or anything of that sort the man will say it
“ have you heard of Daniel“
You got me dead dead as a cockroach
by Queenzaniyah November 14, 2020
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To describe a person or thing. Pointing out someting.
As far as it being good or bad.
Being direct dead on it or dead at it.
For example Dead @ her with that that bogus hair style.
by PRICE79 November 2, 2006
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