dead man

One who is as good as dead.

You're a dead man, yo.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

Dead Man

1. The wordVong/word
2. A person in the Lord of the Rings tabletop strategy game.

Dead Man's dead!

by TGKF April 23, 2003

Dead mans handjob

The act of copulating ones self with a hand that has fallen asleep from lack of circulation

Yo man I woke up with a numb hand today so I gave myself a dead mans handjob.

by Dannybear&Clineq March 4, 2012

dead man not talking

The saving grace that runs through the minds of the mass of upper-crusty beneficiaries of Jeffrey Epstein’s recent “suicide.”

Instead of a “dead man walking,” we may be spared since he has become a dead man not talking!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

Dead Man's Party

A get-together hosted by 80's alternative band Oingo Boingo. It's of course reserved for people who are no longer alive, this also includes people who were struck by lightning while walking down the street, and people who were hit by something in their sleep. If you manage to get an invite, word of advice, make sure you leave your body at the door

I thought being a zombie would suck, but I just got invited to a Dead Man's Party! SWEET!

by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Dead Man's Volley

A Battle Technique from the Zelda Series, It is performed by Hitting a Glowing Ball back and forth between Link and an Enemy until one of them Fucks Up

Link had to Dead Man's Volley Phantom Ganon

by Mrmetaknight875345 April 29, 2015

dead mans click

where the trigger of a gun is pulled but there is no ammunition in the chamber to be fired.

jimmy aimed at the clay , pulled the trigger and got dead mans click GODAMN-he shouted

by Wh1ttaker January 21, 2009