day hoe

Someone who works banker's hours as opposed to a shift worker. The regularity of their schedule as well as evenings and weekends off can be considered desirable however not challenging. To obtain one of these positions you must be either a) high ranking, b) amazing at your job, or all too often c) a malingerer or duty-shammer.

The day hoes didn't have to come in at all on Monday because it was Columbus day.

by JaneMarieDoe December 18, 2009

Rainy Day Hoe

A person that is called upon even less often than your normal booty call; a slump-buster. The last resort.

Tommy couldn't get his usual fix from his normal booty call, so he was forced to call his rainy day hoe to get the job done.

by Dr. Craig August 1, 2007

National Hoe Day

June 14th marks National Hoe Day. This is dedicated to all the hoes out there. PSA: THE BIGGER THE HOOP THE BIGGER THE HOE! Wear the biggest hoops you got.

“Hey, did you know today is National Hoe Day”
“Yeah, I’m wearing my biggest hoops!”

by linglingg June 16, 2018

slap a hoe day

On October 15 slap a hoe

Why did you slap me? Because it’s slap a hoe day

by Hahhahlol123 October 14, 2019

national hoe day

•its national hoe day let's hoe around

•posting a variety of picture while being a hoe

• "look it's diego he's such a hoe today . its cause it's national hoe day today

by deeiigoo June 29, 2017

National Hoe Day

Every Friday In the month of July is national hoe day. Meaning you can hoe around fuck as much people as you want and make out with them and all that type of stuff and then the next day not be called a hoe, whore, slut, etc

1: Where are you going?
2: Oh I’m going to go suck on Brad today

1: Isn’t Brad your boyfriends brother!?
2: Yes But didn’t you hear that it’s national hoe day I can mess around with whoever I want without being called a hoe!

by Xx.ifudgedurdog July 13, 2018

side hoe day

The day after Valentines Day (February 14th) when you go and get all the discounted Valentine goodies for your girl (or guy) on the side.

"Hey man, I had to drop 50 bucks yesterday on my girls teddy bear...today its only 10...gotta pick that up for my chick on the side, what u gettin urs for side hoe day?"

by Laredo[HK] February 14, 2008