Skip to main content

David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.
"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"
David Moment by AlsoMento May 1, 2023
Urban Dictionary Merch

David moment

A David moment is when someone does something strange weird or completely stupid
Did you really say yolo in 2020 that's a that's a David moment right their
David moment by Hello there Kenobi December 28, 2020

Larry David Moment 

When a person says, or does something offensive to someone else, without intentionally doing so.

Originates from the show "Curb Your Enthusiasm", in which the star; Larry David, always inadvertently offends someone.
Man #1: It was nice to meet your wife last night.
Man #2: Thank you, she thinks you're a terrific guy.
Man #1: She's hot too. Great tits.
Man #2: Excuse me?
Man #1: Ya' know, she's got a nice body. Nice. It's a compliment
Man #2: That's very offensive.
Man #1: It wasn't suppose to be.
Man #2: FUCK YOU!
Man #1: I just had a Larry David moment.

Davis Moment

An act of extreme stupidity that makes you question your will to live
The Davis Moment is the best thing to come out of today
Davis Moment by The Grimbo Master September 24, 2020

Davis Moment II 

WATER

FAIRY/GEMINI/EFFECT NI-EN001
If Davis Moment is destroyed by battle or card effect, special summon this card in face up attack position.

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

ATK/0007 DEF/1800

69420666 1st Edition ©2001 Joe Mama
That sure was a Davis Moment II
More from Urban Dictionary

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next